Yeah, I Said It (OSCARS EDITION)

now i'm watching the oscars, and i'm not gonna lie... i get bored sometimes...its not that the show isn't amazing, because it is...i just have a short attention span, haha


ANWAYS, i decided that instead of being bored, i'd give a little commentary as i watched the oscars...

1) did anyone see the craziness that was Gary Busey being a straight up perv during Ryan Seacrest's interview with Jennifer Garner? if not, here you go...

wow, and i thought i was at least 3 kinds of crazy.... gary took it to a whooole new level, poor jennifer

2) speaking of jennifers... jennifer hudson's dress was awwwwwful... her body is seriously not bad, so why oh why does she insist on wearing unflattering outfits... last year's oscar dress was bad enough

(who wears a cropped jacket to a formal awards show)

you'd think she learned her lesson, but oh no, this year's was awful too

..moving on...

3) i really liked heidi klum's dress, even though everyone and their mother had on a red dress, this one was classic, but edgy


4) i'm watching colin farrell present, and he totally let himself go... he went from straight up hottie


to just ew (and sadly, i couldnt find a picture, but imagine that plus 20 pounds of fat and hair..) i def did not co-sign this change in appearance:(

5) is it me? or are these montages getting longer and longer... if i hear another song that sounds like the background music they play at amusement parks (listen to the music the next time you go to Universal Studios, and you'll know exactly what i'm talking about) i'm going to go nuts

6) while i'm on a grumpy streak, i wasn't feeling renee zellweger's look too much..her hair was cut waaaay too short in the back, and i seriously want to find her and feed her a sandwich

and hasn't she learned yet that the whole squinty look isn't cute?..because i feel like she missed the memo...

7) in non-hater news, patrick dempsey looked incredibly handsome, now i know why donatella versace wanted him for her new campaign


8) stop playing john travolta, that is NOT your hair
(yeah, i stole this from perez, but once again he was the only skank with a decent picture ::shakes fist::)

...i can't blame john for trying to preserve his sexy though...

9) that was cute having the troops present the nominees for best short documentary .... i'm not a fan of the war, but i do support the troops (yes that is actually possible)

congrats to all the winners!!! and thanks for reading:)