Things Guys Should Never Do Around Girls
Rule #1: Talk About Your Car
I don't care how much it costs, what year it is, what you did to it... nothing.... all i need to know is that its new, shiny, and goes fast, because i could care less as to what kind of engine it has
Rule #2: Talk About (or show) Your High School Sports Days
That just shows the girl you're living in the past... remember Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite??
yeah, well you sound and look just like him the minute a girl hears "man, coach should have put me in the final quarter of...."
Rule #3: Show How Much of a Momma's Boy You Are
it's cute that you love your mom, really it is, but for the love of bob if you have any kind of nickname for that woman, keep it to yourself
Rule #4: Rap
hearing you bust out the fresh prince of bel air theme song is cute.... ONCE... but just because a girl laughs that first time, doesn't mean you need to do it everytime that show comes on, and then some
Rule #5: Celebrity Impression
speaking of performances, please please please don't do any celebrity impressions.. i dont care how funny your guy friends might think it is, it is probably the biggest turn off for a girl to hear a guy go "aaaaall righty then"
Rule #6: Touch Yourself
oh yes, this means exactly what you think it means.... i have no desire whatsoever to see you adjust it, scratch it, rearrange it... whatever... just don't in a lady's presence, your momma taught you better than that
Rule #7: Expell Gas
whether it's coming from the attic or the basement, girls do not want to know....
just like this dude..it is sooooo not cute
Rule #8: Talk About Video Games
this is just as bad as hearing a nerd talk about dungeons and dragons...
we hate seeing you play it, so why would a girl want to hear you talk about it?
Rule #9: Forget Your Wallet
unless you want to hear a girl go "awww heeeeell naw", bring your wallet... trust me on this one
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