Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Why Is This Person Famous?

ugh, if i read one more magazine or gossip column, that has these girls in it, i'm going to scream...

Lauren Conrad
Heidi Montag


those chicks from the hills... besides that awful show, what else have they done? whats-her-face conrad has a "clothing line" even though her sense of fashion is terrible and the madame plastic has a music video out that looks like it was shot from a camera phone (see the video below, and you'll know what i'm talking about)



so once again, why on earth are they famous?

Jam of the Week (Alternative Edition)

N.E.R.D. finaaaally came out with a new single, "Everyone Nose", and its pretty good!! Especially if you like the outside of the box and out there kind of music:) Peep the song below :D



I'm excited to see what the video will look like..

Jam of the Week (Pop Edition)

so some of the songs from Janet Jackson's new album have leaked, and i'm reeeeeally liking what i'm hearing...check out her song "Luv" below :)

Monday, February 11, 2008

This Shouldn't Be Funny

haha, so jesse metcalfe recently went to a club, hit on a girl (even though i have a suspicion he's secretly gay...seriously..check out his eyebrows*) and turns out the girl had a boyfriend, sooo he got his world rocked by some noob

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oh jesse

and although violence shouldn't ever be funny, i kinda giggled when i noticed...
1) at least he had the decency to wear nice drawers...calvin klein is like the victoria secret for men
2) notice that even his stomach is bronzed...no farmer's tan in sight
3) why is the guy fighting him wearing gloves?!? it's LA, its not even remotely cold... did he put on gloves before he fought him, like a boxer?? (who the heck carries gloves around just in case they get into a fight?)


* and for your reference..here's the overdoneliness that is jesse's eye brows
eyebrows

Friday, February 8, 2008

This is Why I'm Afraid to Have Children

sooo in her first post-baby appearance, Christina Aguilera attended her Back to Basics DVD Premiere...

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(i'm not gonna lie, i obviously stole this pic from perez hilton, but it was the only picture i could find :( )

and needless to say homegirl's body is ri(gosh darn)diculous...

for your reference, here's a before pic
xtina

if 1 pregnancy gave her double D's...i can only fear for what i'd look like, haha

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Hot New Movie Alert

i just saw a preview for Will Smith's new superhero movie...



Not only does it have the hotness that is Willard Christopher Smith Jr., but it actually looks really good!! Mark your calendars for July 2nd :)

Friday, February 1, 2008

Jam of the Week (Pop Edition)

so a few weeks ago, Janet Jackson came out with the single "Feedback" and at first I didn't really like it, but it grew on me, and now I love it! watch the video below...


and for the funniest/most ghetto spoof ever, watch this video by drag queen Britney Houston