This Shouldn't Be Funny

haha, so jesse metcalfe recently went to a club, hit on a girl (even though i have a suspicion he's secretly gay...seriously..check out his eyebrows*) and turns out the girl had a boyfriend, sooo he got his world rocked by some noob




and although violence shouldn't ever be funny, i kinda giggled when i noticed...
1) at least he had the decency to wear nice drawers...calvin klein is like the victoria secret for men
2) notice that even his stomach is bronzed...no farmer's tan in sight
3) why is the guy fighting him wearing gloves?!? it's LA, its not even remotely cold... did he put on gloves before he fought him, like a boxer?? (who the heck carries gloves around just in case they get into a fight?)


* and for your reference..here's the overdoneliness that is jesse's eye brows