Yeah, I Said It (For Guys Edition)

as i was reading an article about date etiquitte, i decided to create a list of rules of things guys should never ever do on a date....or around girls for that matter

Things Guys Should Never Do Around Girls


Rule #1: Talk About Your Car
I don't care how much it costs, what year it is, what you did to it... nothing.... all i need to know is that its new, shiny, and goes fast, because i could care less as to what kind of engine it has

Rule #2: Talk About (or show) Your High School Sports Days
That just shows the girl you're living in the past... remember Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite??

yeah, well you sound and look just like him the minute a girl hears "man, coach should have put me in the final quarter of...."

Rule #3: Show How Much of a Momma's Boy You Are
it's cute that you love your mom, really it is, but for the love of bob if you have any kind of nickname for that woman, keep it to yourself

Rule #4: Rap
hearing you bust out the fresh prince of bel air theme song is cute.... ONCE... but just because a girl laughs that first time, doesn't mean you need to do it everytime that show comes on, and then some

Rule #5: Celebrity Impression
speaking of performances, please please please don't do any celebrity impressions.. i dont care how funny your guy friends might think it is, it is probably the biggest turn off for a girl to hear a guy go "aaaaall righty then"


Rule #6: Touch Yourself
oh yes, this means exactly what you think it means.... i have no desire whatsoever to see you adjust it, scratch it, rearrange it... whatever... just don't in a lady's presence, your momma taught you better than that

Rule #7: Expell Gas
whether it's coming from the attic or the basement, girls do not want to know....

just like this dude..it is sooooo not cute

Rule #8: Talk About Video Games
this is just as bad as hearing a nerd talk about dungeons and dragons...

we hate seeing you play it, so why would a girl want to hear you talk about it?

Rule #9: Forget Your Wallet
unless you want to hear a girl go "awww heeeeell naw", bring your wallet... trust me on this one

I Am Not A Fan

apparently, there's a roomer that Orlando Bloom (mmmm)


and what's-her-face willis (spawn of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, in case you couldn't tell from her unfortunate mixture of features) are dating


if this girl has a chance with sir bloom, then my odds have definitely increased.... orlando must be falling on some hard times, because that's certainly an act of desperation

I Wish I Was This Cool

Janet is promoting something on MTV (i honestly don't know or care what) so she made a few promo clips featuring her dancers, some record execs, and (my personal favorite) Rob & Big pretty much spoofing MTV's ridiculous reality shows

peep the vid below...


goodtimes indeed:)

Yeah, I Said It

so Angelina Jolie confirmed what everyone already knew this past week



surprise surprise, she's preggers, and still looks like she could use a few ham sandwiches...

but my question is... does anyone really care? i mean its not like her family isn't the living version of the planeteers

and with so many kids, how can she honestly pay attention and care for each kid as an individual? who knows, but she needs help for her addiction to babies

For Those of You Who Care

They're coming out with a new X-Files Movie starring...

David Duchovny


and Gillian Anderson


i'm not gonna lie, as a kid this show scared the sh*t out of me, but i kinda want to see it! mark your calendars for July 2008 kids:)

Yeah, I Said It (OSCARS EDITION)

now i'm watching the oscars, and i'm not gonna lie... i get bored sometimes...its not that the show isn't amazing, because it is...i just have a short attention span, haha


ANWAYS, i decided that instead of being bored, i'd give a little commentary as i watched the oscars...

1) did anyone see the craziness that was Gary Busey being a straight up perv during Ryan Seacrest's interview with Jennifer Garner? if not, here you go...

wow, and i thought i was at least 3 kinds of crazy.... gary took it to a whooole new level, poor jennifer

2) speaking of jennifers... jennifer hudson's dress was awwwwwful... her body is seriously not bad, so why oh why does she insist on wearing unflattering outfits... last year's oscar dress was bad enough

(who wears a cropped jacket to a formal awards show)

you'd think she learned her lesson, but oh no, this year's was awful too

..moving on...

3) i really liked heidi klum's dress, even though everyone and their mother had on a red dress, this one was classic, but edgy


4) i'm watching colin farrell present, and he totally let himself go... he went from straight up hottie


to just ew (and sadly, i couldnt find a picture, but imagine that plus 20 pounds of fat and hair..) i def did not co-sign this change in appearance:(

5) is it me? or are these montages getting longer and longer... if i hear another song that sounds like the background music they play at amusement parks (listen to the music the next time you go to Universal Studios, and you'll know exactly what i'm talking about) i'm going to go nuts

6) while i'm on a grumpy streak, i wasn't feeling renee zellweger's look too much..her hair was cut waaaay too short in the back, and i seriously want to find her and feed her a sandwich

and hasn't she learned yet that the whole squinty look isn't cute?..because i feel like she missed the memo...

7) in non-hater news, patrick dempsey looked incredibly handsome, now i know why donatella versace wanted him for her new campaign


8) stop playing john travolta, that is NOT your hair
(yeah, i stole this from perez, but once again he was the only skank with a decent picture ::shakes fist::)

...i can't blame john for trying to preserve his sexy though...

9) that was cute having the troops present the nominees for best short documentary .... i'm not a fan of the war, but i do support the troops (yes that is actually possible)

congrats to all the winners!!! and thanks for reading:)

Just So You Know...

apparently artificial sweetners can cause weight gain, rather than help you lose it according to a new study by Purdue University....



products like splenda confuse the body into burning calories differently...

long story short: when you're eating, your body temperature rises slightly, and your metabolism gets ready to help burn off calories...but artificial sugar throws this off, causing your body's temperature to rise to a lower amount, and slowing your metabolism..


I KNEW SPLENDA WAS SKETCHY!!!

Eva Nooooo!!!

i usually have a clever name for my blog posts, but in this situation, i literally just put what i said in my head when i saw this...


and don't get me wrong, i'm aaaall for natural beauty (i dont even wear make up) but homegirl is looking rough...

i'm not sure if its the leathery skin, or the unflattering bathing suit, but i am not a fan!!

Why Is This Person Famous?

ugh, if i read one more magazine or gossip column, that has these girls in it, i'm going to scream...





those chicks from the hills... besides that awful show, what else have they done? whats-her-face conrad has a "clothing line" even though her sense of fashion is terrible and the madame plastic has a music video out that looks like it was shot from a camera phone (see the video below, and you'll know what i'm talking about)



so once again, why on earth are they famous?

Jam of the Week (Alternative Edition)

N.E.R.D. finaaaally came out with a new single, "Everyone Nose", and its pretty good!! Especially if you like the outside of the box and out there kind of music:) Peep the song below :D



I'm excited to see what the video will look like..

Jam of the Week (Pop Edition)

so some of the songs from Janet Jackson's new album have leaked, and i'm reeeeeally liking what i'm hearing...check out her song "Luv" below :)

This Shouldn't Be Funny

haha, so jesse metcalfe recently went to a club, hit on a girl (even though i have a suspicion he's secretly gay...seriously..check out his eyebrows*) and turns out the girl had a boyfriend, sooo he got his world rocked by some noob




and although violence shouldn't ever be funny, i kinda giggled when i noticed...
1) at least he had the decency to wear nice drawers...calvin klein is like the victoria secret for men
2) notice that even his stomach is bronzed...no farmer's tan in sight
3) why is the guy fighting him wearing gloves?!? it's LA, its not even remotely cold... did he put on gloves before he fought him, like a boxer?? (who the heck carries gloves around just in case they get into a fight?)


* and for your reference..here's the overdoneliness that is jesse's eye brows

This is Why I'm Afraid to Have Children

sooo in her first post-baby appearance, Christina Aguilera attended her Back to Basics DVD Premiere...


(i'm not gonna lie, i obviously stole this pic from perez hilton, but it was the only picture i could find :( )

and needless to say homegirl's body is ri(gosh darn)diculous...

for your reference, here's a before pic


if 1 pregnancy gave her double D's...i can only fear for what i'd look like, haha

Hot New Movie Alert

i just saw a preview for Will Smith's new superhero movie...



Not only does it have the hotness that is Willard Christopher Smith Jr., but it actually looks really good!! Mark your calendars for July 2nd :)

Jam of the Week (Pop Edition)

so a few weeks ago, Janet Jackson came out with the single "Feedback" and at first I didn't really like it, but it grew on me, and now I love it! watch the video below...


and for the funniest/most ghetto spoof ever, watch this video by drag queen Britney Houston