You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

6 weeks ago Halle Berry looked like this...


and this weekend, she emerged looking like this...



::sigh:: i really do love her and hate her at the same time, only she could look that fabulous right after having a baby, because christina sure didn't..

Doppleganger Alert!

i am so wrong for this, but all i can think of when i see that picture of crazy amy winehouse is austin powers saying "yeaaaah baby"

All Is Not Well In The Land of Disney Has-Beens

remember hilary duff's bff miranda from lizzie mcguire??


yeaaah, well she def has a crystal meth problem according to police, and not only was she arrested on charges of possession, she plead guilty!! skeeeeetchy.

and in other has-been news, orlando brown of that's so raven was busted for pot possession a while back..



don't worry friends, even though the disney channel won't hire you back, there's always lifetime! :)

Daaaaaang Chris

chris brown was recently spotted in L.A. and i don't know what it is, but suddenly homeboy is looking goooooood.



i mean, before he was always adorable (peep the cuteness below) but time is def on his side

A Big Bucket of Cuteness

this little french girl is the most adorable child ever...


Too much candy from Capucha on Vimeo.

This Shouldn't Be Funny

so radio personality and comedian, Steve Harvey and his co-host decided to go on a strict diet and work out plan to encourage their listeners to start living a healthier life style..

i thought this was a good idea, until i saw this picture...



oh no my friends...that isn't a dvd cover for a gay porno... it's their sad attempt to show off their "new hot bodies"

somehow when i see this picture, all i can think of is the Black Brokeback Mountain (maybe it was the cowboy hat and boots that threw me off?)... and not health and fitness

::shakes head:: oh steve... oh steve

I Wish I Was This Cool

so miley cyrus posted this video yesterday and it's basically her own music video version of my favorite song at the moment, 4 minutes ..


initially i was all kinds of annoyed and bored by the beginning, but then it got soooo much better towards the end... peep the vid below:)



not only did homegirl do stunts....she did them with CHANNING TATUM... i think that deserves some golf claps, because that was pretty hot:)

Politics and Such

okay friends, this is just a reminder to register to vote!!! this website makes it super easy to do so...

http://www.rockthevote.com/

ps- virginia kids, the registration deadline is 29 days before the registration, but don't wait til the last minute!!

aaaaalso, don't forget to register for your hometown...not where you go to college, thats what absentee ballots are for...

speaking of which, here's some helpful links

absentee ballot info

absentee ballot application


i hope this helps...and i honestly don't care who you vote for.. just go out and vote!!

Get Excited!!!

in case you live under a rock... a new episode of Desperate Housewives is coming on tonight (April 13th) at 9!! :D

That's Just a Big Bowl of Wrong

okay, so this weekend was one of some serious downgrades in the looks department for a few celebrities...

amy adams
before...


after...


... amy went from cute and charming to menopausal soccer mom, and i do not approve

debra messing
before...


after...


...i really did try to at least come up with something nice to say about this new look... but it wasn't happening...

and here's my personal favorite...
shia lebeouf
before...


after...


oh shia... you went from the awkwardly hot nerd, to that sketchy dude who randomly showed up at your party, and none of your friends know who he is...

Can Someone Please Tell Me How I Missed This?

okay, so Mike Meyer's next soon-to-be flop, The Love Guru initially didn't look funny or remotely interesting...

until i saw this preview (fast forward to like 1:45....the rest is hella boring)



i don't know why, maybe its because i'm in love with jt, or because words cannot describe how ridiculous he looks in that speedo, but i now want to see that movie... it comes out June 20th

In Case You're Curious...or Bored

whether you're trying to get that hot beach body by summer, or just plain curious, these sites can be useful...



1) Recommended Calorie Intake
ever wonder how many calories you really should be eating? well this can help, it breaks down how much you should have to maintain your current, as well as letting you know how many calories a day to eat to lose weight as well...

2) Calories Burned
this site is amazing... it pretty much has all kinds of crazy activities listed, and tells you based on your weight how many calories you're burned doing them.


and remember kids, if you're trying to shed pounds, you've got to burn more calories than you're bringing in, so get exercising! :)

You Can Do Better

i seriously don't get it.... out of all the hot models and celebrities in the world, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie choose 2 of the fugliest "celebrities" they can find...

benji madden...

...and joel madden

::shivers:: i really did miss the memo that pale, pasty, pudgy, (i promise that alliteration wasn't intentional), has-been rockers are the new ish...

This Excites Me

the 90's group, New Kids On The Block are making a comeback:)




i'm not going to lie.... as a child i LOVED this group... i had the game, the cassette tapes, the outfits (oh yes, they sold new kids on the block sweat pants sets, haha)... so this should be exciting



...well, unless they pull a Britney, and i get all kinds of excited, only to see something like this prancing around on stage..

That's Just Plain Foul

apparently a trendy new drink in England is taking the place by storm... turd coffee

and yes, the coffee actually comes from poo... and if that wasn't worse enough, here's the deal with it...

an animal called a wild civet (that pretty much looks like a ferret on crack) eats the coffee bean

apparently the enzymes in the animal's body breaks down stuff that gives coffee its bitter taste, making the coffee taste "better"

well after nature takes its course, the beans are then collected, washed (yeah, because that totally takes away the fact that the beans came from poo), and get this: sold to the public for about 100 american dollars a cup...

i don't know if i'm more grossed out/mad at the people who buy this expensive crap... or the person who discovered that coffee beans found in poop make better tasting coffee

::shivers::

I Apologize for Being Sketchy

yeaaaah, not that i expect many people to read my blog, but sorry for the lack of posts lately.... :( but i'll be posting more often now!!

Tranny, Tranny, Tranny... Fierce, Fierce, Fierce

words cannot describe my excitement when i found out that Madonna's video for 4 Minutes (featuring Justin Timberlake) finally came out...



aaand of course here's my commentary...

madonna looks a little tranny-ish (yes, i went there), but the video in itself is so fierce it's forgiveable...

and the concept is hella strange (seriously...who on earth thinks of things like that?...maybe they weren't hugged enough as a child)...i mean i get it that they're saving the world from that weird black thing that destroys everyone and it's momma...

but obviously they didn't succeed...

anywho, Justin's dancing makes up for the "awkward 3-year old trying to breakdance" style of Madonna, and homegirl is lucky she tag-teamed the song with Justin, otherwise, the song (and video) might not have been as hot

and i honestly don't have any negative commentary for Justin (and no, its not because i've been in love with him since his mickey mouse club years)... his dancing is on point, and the boy is hot.. how can i complain? :)