Be Careful What You Wish For

okay, so a while back i complained about Colin Farrell putting on too much weight (and hair)



but now look at him!



i'll take the chubby colin farrell over this any day!! thank goodness it's just for a movie role... ::sigh:: never again will i curse the chubbiness of an actor...

Fatties... Get Excited

i'm not gonna lie, words cannot express my excitement... brace yourselves children because...


TACO BELL IS GOING TO HAVE A DOLLAR MENU NOW

okay, so its not that exciting, but for those of you like me who like to eat abnormal amounts of food, and don't like to spend a lot of money doing so, this is almost as good as winning the lottery...

cheap menu items include the 79 cent triple layer nachos, 89 cent beef burrito, and the big taste taco for 99 cents...

oh and here's the second part of my exciting news...

MCDONALDS IS GIVING AWAY FREE FOOD ON THURSDAY, MAY 15

my all time favorite place to get my fatty on is giving away free food thursday so that people can try their new items... like the "Southern Style" chicken biscuit and sandwich, also, customers will be offered a free lunch or breakfast sandwich with the purchase medium or large drink

also, for you coffee lovers...

DUNKIN DONUTS IS GIVING AWAY FREE COFFEE ON THURSDAY, MAY 15

and not just any coffee, their iced coffee (mmmmm)


oh man, i am so excited for thursday :)

This Shouldn't Be Funny

so while reading the news online today, i came upon an article about people who are chronically on prescription medication.... it was your normal "while you're at work and bored you should read this" article, until i saw this...



hahaha, yes friends, a real life version of karen walker exists! and for those of you who don't watch Will and Grace (even though you should)... karen walker is the woman who is always drunk, and carries 89032434 prescription pills in her purse, haha

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

6 weeks ago Halle Berry looked like this...


and this weekend, she emerged looking like this...



::sigh:: i really do love her and hate her at the same time, only she could look that fabulous right after having a baby, because christina sure didn't..

Doppleganger Alert!

i am so wrong for this, but all i can think of when i see that picture of crazy amy winehouse is austin powers saying "yeaaaah baby"

All Is Not Well In The Land of Disney Has-Beens

remember hilary duff's bff miranda from lizzie mcguire??


yeaaah, well she def has a crystal meth problem according to police, and not only was she arrested on charges of possession, she plead guilty!! skeeeeetchy.

and in other has-been news, orlando brown of that's so raven was busted for pot possession a while back..



don't worry friends, even though the disney channel won't hire you back, there's always lifetime! :)

Daaaaaang Chris

chris brown was recently spotted in L.A. and i don't know what it is, but suddenly homeboy is looking goooooood.



i mean, before he was always adorable (peep the cuteness below) but time is def on his side