britney spears finally came out with a video for her new single break the ice
i'm not gonna lie... the video's kinda boring :( but at least its better than the gimme more catastrophes (performance and video wise) of '07...
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Jam of the Week
so i've always been a Danity Kane hater, but after watching this video, i'm now a fan....
::golf claps:: congratulations ladies, not only do you no longer look like ghetto mami hookers, but you've actually come out with a decent song:) hopefully there will be more to come!
::golf claps:: congratulations ladies, not only do you no longer look like ghetto mami hookers, but you've actually come out with a decent song:) hopefully there will be more to come!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
That's Just a Big Bowl of Wrong
recently a study showed that 1 in 4 teen girls (aged 14-19) had an STD.....
um, question, what hoochie mama teens did they test?? seriously, because that is just foul. get it together ladies...
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Liars of the Day
Mario Lopez was recently spotted with a "woman" he calls his girlfriend...just so you know Mr. Lopez, i'm calling you out... you may not know it yet, but you're gay... i've known this since '93 when i saw you in saved by the bell
unless that girl's just a fabulous drag queen, stop lying to yourself and the world.
you too Nicole Kidman... you're not preggers, you publicity skank... I Swear This Is True
because i'm gross and have issues, i thought this was really entertaining... haha
A Few Facts About Farting
1) On average, a man lets out about a quart of gas a day, which is divided between 10 to 15 farts
2) Women actually fart less than men (8 or 9 times a day); however their gas is more concentrated... meaning women are more prone to "silent but deadly farts"
3) Fart gas is composed of about 3/5 nitrogen, 1/5 hydrogen, 1/10 carbon dioxide, and the remainder coming from methane and oxygen.... so yes, your gas really can be flamable
4) Farts come out at a temperature of 98.6 (your normal body temperature)... although this is true, your booty cannot be considered a personal heater though, the temperature of the gas almost instantly goes to room temperature as it hits the air
A Few Facts About Farting
1) On average, a man lets out about a quart of gas a day, which is divided between 10 to 15 farts
2) Women actually fart less than men (8 or 9 times a day); however their gas is more concentrated... meaning women are more prone to "silent but deadly farts"
3) Fart gas is composed of about 3/5 nitrogen, 1/5 hydrogen, 1/10 carbon dioxide, and the remainder coming from methane and oxygen.... so yes, your gas really can be flamable
4) Farts come out at a temperature of 98.6 (your normal body temperature)... although this is true, your booty cannot be considered a personal heater though, the temperature of the gas almost instantly goes to room temperature as it hits the air
This Child Is My Hero
note to mrs. clinton: when 6 year olds can see through your fakeness, it's time to up your whole "lets make people like me" game
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Yeah, I Said It (For Guys Edition)
as i was reading an article about date etiquitte, i decided to create a list of rules of things guys should never ever do on a date....or around girls for that matter
Things Guys Should Never Do Around Girls
Rule #1: Talk About Your Car
I don't care how much it costs, what year it is, what you did to it... nothing.... all i need to know is that its new, shiny, and goes fast, because i could care less as to what kind of engine it has
Rule #2: Talk About (or show) Your High School Sports Days
That just shows the girl you're living in the past... remember Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite??
yeah, well you sound and look just like him the minute a girl hears "man, coach should have put me in the final quarter of...."
Rule #3: Show How Much of a Momma's Boy You Are
it's cute that you love your mom, really it is, but for the love of bob if you have any kind of nickname for that woman, keep it to yourself
Rule #4: Rap
hearing you bust out the fresh prince of bel air theme song is cute.... ONCE... but just because a girl laughs that first time, doesn't mean you need to do it everytime that show comes on, and then some
Rule #5: Celebrity Impression
speaking of performances, please please please don't do any celebrity impressions.. i dont care how funny your guy friends might think it is, it is probably the biggest turn off for a girl to hear a guy go "aaaaall righty then"
Rule #6: Touch Yourself
oh yes, this means exactly what you think it means.... i have no desire whatsoever to see you adjust it, scratch it, rearrange it... whatever... just don't in a lady's presence, your momma taught you better than that
Rule #7: Expell Gas
whether it's coming from the attic or the basement, girls do not want to know....
just like this dude..it is sooooo not cute
Rule #8: Talk About Video Games
this is just as bad as hearing a nerd talk about dungeons and dragons...
we hate seeing you play it, so why would a girl want to hear you talk about it?
Rule #9: Forget Your Wallet
unless you want to hear a girl go "awww heeeeell naw", bring your wallet... trust me on this one
Things Guys Should Never Do Around Girls
Rule #1: Talk About Your Car
I don't care how much it costs, what year it is, what you did to it... nothing.... all i need to know is that its new, shiny, and goes fast, because i could care less as to what kind of engine it has
Rule #2: Talk About (or show) Your High School Sports Days
That just shows the girl you're living in the past... remember Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite??
yeah, well you sound and look just like him the minute a girl hears "man, coach should have put me in the final quarter of...."
Rule #3: Show How Much of a Momma's Boy You Are
it's cute that you love your mom, really it is, but for the love of bob if you have any kind of nickname for that woman, keep it to yourself
Rule #4: Rap
hearing you bust out the fresh prince of bel air theme song is cute.... ONCE... but just because a girl laughs that first time, doesn't mean you need to do it everytime that show comes on, and then some
Rule #5: Celebrity Impression
speaking of performances, please please please don't do any celebrity impressions.. i dont care how funny your guy friends might think it is, it is probably the biggest turn off for a girl to hear a guy go "aaaaall righty then"
Rule #6: Touch Yourself
oh yes, this means exactly what you think it means.... i have no desire whatsoever to see you adjust it, scratch it, rearrange it... whatever... just don't in a lady's presence, your momma taught you better than that
Rule #7: Expell Gas
whether it's coming from the attic or the basement, girls do not want to know....
just like this dude..it is sooooo not cute
Rule #8: Talk About Video Games
this is just as bad as hearing a nerd talk about dungeons and dragons...
we hate seeing you play it, so why would a girl want to hear you talk about it?
Rule #9: Forget Your Wallet
unless you want to hear a girl go "awww heeeeell naw", bring your wallet... trust me on this one
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