apparently, there's a roomer that Orlando Bloom (mmmm)
and what's-her-face willis (spawn of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, in case you couldn't tell from her unfortunate mixture of features) are dating
if this girl has a chance with sir bloom, then my odds have definitely increased.... orlando must be falling on some hard times, because that's certainly an act of desperation
Janet is promoting something on MTV (i honestly don't know or care what) so she made a few promo clips featuring her dancers, some record execs, and (my personal favorite) Rob & Big pretty much spoofing MTV's ridiculous reality shows
so Angelina Jolie confirmed what everyone already knew this past week
surprise surprise, she's preggers, and still looks like she could use a few ham sandwiches...
but my question is... does anyone really care? i mean its not like her family isn't the living version of the planeteers and with so many kids, how can she honestly pay attention and care for each kid as an individual? who knows, but she needs help for her addiction to babies
now i'm watching the oscars, and i'm not gonna lie... i get bored sometimes...its not that the show isn't amazing, because it is...i just have a short attention span, haha
ANWAYS, i decided that instead of being bored, i'd give a little commentary as i watched the oscars...
1) did anyone see the craziness that was Gary Busey being a straight up perv during Ryan Seacrest's interview with Jennifer Garner? if not, here you go...
wow, and i thought i was at least 3 kinds of crazy.... gary took it to a whooole new level, poor jennifer
2) speaking of jennifers... jennifer hudson's dress was awwwwwful... her body is seriously not bad, so why oh why does she insist on wearing unflattering outfits... last year's oscar dress was bad enough (who wears a cropped jacket to a formal awards show)
you'd think she learned her lesson, but oh no, this year's was awful too ..moving on...
3) i really liked heidi klum's dress, even though everyone and their mother had on a red dress, this one was classic, but edgy
4) i'm watching colin farrell present, and he totally let himself go... he went from straight up hottie
to just ew (and sadly, i couldnt find a picture, but imagine that plus 20 pounds of fat and hair..) i def did not co-sign this change in appearance:(
5) is it me? or are these montages getting longer and longer... if i hear another song that sounds like the background music they play at amusement parks (listen to the music the next time you go to Universal Studios, and you'll know exactly what i'm talking about) i'm going to go nuts
6) while i'm on a grumpy streak, i wasn't feeling renee zellweger's look too much..her hair was cut waaaay too short in the back, and i seriously want to find her and feed her a sandwich and hasn't she learned yet that the whole squinty look isn't cute?..because i feel like she missed the memo...
7) in non-hater news, patrick dempsey looked incredibly handsome, now i know why donatella versace wanted him for her new campaign
8) stop playing john travolta, that is NOT your hair (yeah, i stole this from perez, but once again he was the only skank with a decent picture ::shakes fist::)
...i can't blame john for trying to preserve his sexy though...
9) that was cute having the troops present the nominees for best short documentary .... i'm not a fan of the war, but i do support the troops (yes that is actually possible)
congrats to all the winners!!! and thanks for reading:)
apparently artificial sweetners can cause weight gain, rather than help you lose it according to a new study by Purdue University....
products like splenda confuse the body into burning calories differently...
long story short: when you're eating, your body temperature rises slightly, and your metabolism gets ready to help burn off calories...but artificial sugar throws this off, causing your body's temperature to rise to a lower amount, and slowing your metabolism..
