This is Just Too Much Awesomeness for Just One Clip

a few days ago, Ellen Degenerous did her usual awkward, yet awesome dance at the beginning of her show... but this one was extra awesome... why? it featured madonna and justin timberlake's new song "4 minutes".... enjoy it below:)



::sigh:: i really do love that song..and ellen's dancing just seals the deal for me, haha...i really can't wait for the video to come out...and you know i'll def post it as soon as i find it.

That's Just Awkward

my new theme for "That's Just Awkward" will consist of why certain people or situations are awkward and uncomfortable for those who are around or witness these things....

so my first entry will be....


"Why Emo Guys Are Awkward": Reason # 923421

...i can see your bulge

because you emo guys insist on wearing jeans from the little girls collection at macy's... not only are the people around you uncomfortable, but i'm pretty sure your family jewels are feeling a whoooooole new level of discomfort...

so do the world a favor emo kids...buy mens jeans, the people around you will thank you...and so will i.

Just A Heads Up....

so i've recently decided to make this blog more "me".... in that because i'm a freak who makes random statements and comments to the shock/dismay/laughter of my friends, i might as well do the same in my blog...


you've been warned, hahaha :)

Omarion and Bow Wow Are Soooooo Gay (Part 2820934)

mhm, i see you Bow Wow.... i made that same face the first time i ever saw Justin Timberlake shirtless....

yeah, and besides the obvious lover looks they keep giving each other, i have just one more comment...

is it me, or is omarion starting to get pudgy?? i mean seriously, if he's gonna to have the guts to take of his shirt at a concert...he better have the guts to hit the gym, and stop eating ham sandwiches...

This Excites Me

a movie called Cadillac Records is coming out this year based on the rise and fall of the legendary R&B label Chess Records....


the movie itself sounded lame, UNTIL i knew who was in it...


beyonce knowles


one of my future ex- husbands mos def


stomp the yard cutie columbus short (shirtless scene? let's hope so...)

and saving the best for last...

Adrien Brody...

i seriously CANNOT wait for this movie to come out... in all honesty i was sold as soon as i knew my husband adrien brody was in it...but now that i know that at least 3 future potential lovers of mine will be starring in it, i'm on this movie like brown on rice:)

So The Rumors Are True!!

this picture doesn't even need a caption... or even audio for that matter, because it pretty much speaks for itself...


apparently during an interview, someone dissed bow wow's boo omarion and all kinds of malarkey (yeah, i said it) broke loose

i seriously cannot stop laughing because of this... congratulations Bow Wow.. you just out-ed yourself...welcome to the gayborhood :)

That's Just a Big Bowl of Wrong

i have one question, and one question only for josh hartnett..... IS THAT A PURSE?!? because that does not look like any kind of messenger bag i've ever seen...

Botox Buddies?

justin timberlake inducted madonna into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on monday...

am i high on cold medicine?? or does it look like they've both had work done... i know madonna has, because there is no way you can be that old and have a face like that, but justin?!? please tell me he was just looking extra fine that day.

Your Daily Dose of Hotness

i don't know when this movie comes out, what it's about, or who else is in it... but i want to see it

the flick is called "Seven Pounds" and by this picture, I already know it's going to be good...

A Look Into the Future

my future husband, sir Shia Lebeouf, was spotted with his hippy daddy the other day...

this concerns me... is this what the future has in store for shia?? i hope not, but i'll still keep him high on my "potential future boo's" list :)

How to Lose 10 Pounds in 7 Days

wanna get skinny in a week? here's AOL's take on how to do so...

1) try to eliminate stress and anxiety
your body's immune system works like crazy when you're stressed because it's not only fighting the stress itself, but the toxins created by your environment, sometimes getting overwhelmed.... this can screw up your metabolism, causing weight gain

2) stay away from bad foods! (duh)
avoiding foods with refined sugar and flour, trans fats, hormones and pesticides, as well as gluten, dairy, eggs, corn and yeast... this sounds crazy, but this can actually remove a lot of toxins from your body (as well as calories) allowing you to really shed some pounds

3) add good foods (duh, again)
your body thrives on fresh vegetables and fruit, whole grains and beans, nuts and seed and lean animal proteins... organic foods are even better because they contain more nutrients, as well as weight- and disease- fighting chemicals called phytonutrients

4) detoxify your body
foods like vegetable broth, and foods high in flax seeds, fiber, magnesium citrate, and vitamin C are awesome in that they keep your body pH balanced and boost detoxification

5) protein, protein, protein!
eat plenty of foods with protein, it helps you feel full quicker allowing you to eat less and be less likely to snack between meals

6) chill
take at least 20 minutes of pure personal time a day... without watching tv, or reading... just listen to soft music or take a bubble bath... this helps to lower stress hormone levels (high stress hormone levels cause weight gain)

7) work those multivitamins
find a really good multivitamin and actually take it everyday.. this helps to boost your weight loss

8) keep up the good work
don't stop the diet after a week, you'll only gain the weight back... you can of course add some of the "bad foods" back (like eggs and dairy) but do it gradually and don't over do it

this sounds tough, but make it a habit and shed those unwanted pounds!!

Bum Bum Buuuuuum

rachel ray and her big mouth's daytime show might be cancelled... apparently the network isn't pleased with her low ratings and is considering dropping the show after her contract is up...


sad times... not really, hahaha

This Shouldn't Be Funny

on Bulgaria's version of American Idol, this poor poor woman thought she was doing a wonderful rendition of one of Mariah Carey's songs... i won't go into too much detail, just watch:)


i think "ken lee" is my official new jam, i need to get a copy of that single:)

Hot New Video Alert (?)

britney spears finally came out with a video for her new single break the ice


i'm not gonna lie... the video's kinda boring :( but at least its better than the gimme more catastrophes (performance and video wise) of '07...

Jam of the Week

so i've always been a Danity Kane hater, but after watching this video, i'm now a fan....



::golf claps:: congratulations ladies, not only do you no longer look like ghetto mami hookers, but you've actually come out with a decent song:) hopefully there will be more to come!

That's Just a Big Bowl of Wrong

recently a study showed that 1 in 4 teen girls (aged 14-19) had an STD.....

um, question, what hoochie mama teens did they test?? seriously, because that is just foul. get it together ladies...

Liars of the Day

Mario Lopez was recently spotted with a "woman" he calls his girlfriend...

just so you know Mr. Lopez, i'm calling you out... you may not know it yet, but you're gay... i've known this since '93 when i saw you in saved by the bell

unless that girl's just a fabulous drag queen, stop lying to yourself and the world.

you too Nicole Kidman... you're not preggers, you publicity skank...

I Swear This Is True

because i'm gross and have issues, i thought this was really entertaining... haha

A Few Facts About Farting

1) On average, a man lets out about a quart of gas a day, which is divided between 10 to 15 farts
2) Women actually fart less than men (8 or 9 times a day); however their gas is more concentrated... meaning women are more prone to "silent but deadly farts"
3) Fart gas is composed of about 3/5 nitrogen, 1/5 hydrogen, 1/10 carbon dioxide, and the remainder coming from methane and oxygen.... so yes, your gas really can be flamable
4) Farts come out at a temperature of 98.6 (your normal body temperature)... although this is true, your booty cannot be considered a personal heater though, the temperature of the gas almost instantly goes to room temperature as it hits the air

This Child Is My Hero

this girl has got to be the coolest person ever for having no shame in giving hillary the "b*tch please" look


note to mrs. clinton: when 6 year olds can see through your fakeness, it's time to up your whole "lets make people like me" game